Friday, February 17, 2006

Coke Zero

How simple and gulible is the general population? Introducing "Coke Zero" (tm) - Tastes just like "Real Coke" (tm), but with "No Calories" (tm).

This is the same sort of crap they've been trying to delude people with for years with "Diet Coke" (tm).

Despite what we're being told "Diet Coke" (tm) does not taste like "Real Coke" (tm). It tastes like arse.

"Coke Zero" (tm) also tastes like arse, it just tastes like a different arse.

Now for the surprising bit: People actually think that "Coke Zero" (tm) tastes like "Real Coke" (tm).

People are so stupid and brainwashable that their perception of the taste of a beverage is actually determined by what the company that produces it tells them it's supposed to taste like.

I depair for the future of the human race sometimes...