Coke Zero
How simple and gulible is the general population? Introducing "Coke Zero" (tm) - Tastes just like "Real Coke" (tm), but with "No Calories" (tm).
This is the same sort of crap they've been trying to delude people with for years with "Diet Coke" (tm).
Despite what we're being told "Diet Coke" (tm) does not taste like "Real Coke" (tm). It tastes like arse.
"Coke Zero" (tm) also tastes like arse, it just tastes like a different arse.
Now for the surprising bit: People actually think that "Coke Zero" (tm) tastes like "Real Coke" (tm).
People are so stupid and brainwashable that their perception of the taste of a beverage is actually determined by what the company that produces it tells them it's supposed to taste like.
I depair for the future of the human race sometimes...
How simple and gulible is the general population? Introducing "Coke Zero" (tm) - Tastes just like "Real Coke" (tm), but with "No Calories" (tm).
This is the same sort of crap they've been trying to delude people with for years with "Diet Coke" (tm).
Despite what we're being told "Diet Coke" (tm) does not taste like "Real Coke" (tm). It tastes like arse.
"Coke Zero" (tm) also tastes like arse, it just tastes like a different arse.
Now for the surprising bit: People actually think that "Coke Zero" (tm) tastes like "Real Coke" (tm).
People are so stupid and brainwashable that their perception of the taste of a beverage is actually determined by what the company that produces it tells them it's supposed to taste like.
I depair for the future of the human race sometimes...
posted by vIQleS at 10:39
2 Comments:
doesnt taste like real coke no, but it tastes 200% better than diet coke.
And if it makes us fat people feel good about ourselves whilst we are eating our KFC and sucking down coke zero then its all good :)
I'm certainly not denying the validity of Diet Coke as a caffinated beverage for people who are too fat or too diabetic to drink Real Coke.
My point is it doesn't taste like real coke, nor is it anywhere near as good.
I have no doubt that you can get used to the taste of diet coke to the point that you actually prefer the diet over the regular, but don't try and tell me that coke zero tastes good.
I would however argue the fact that it's a good thing if it makes fat people feel good. Fat people need to feel shame and humiliation otherwise they'll never become skinny people... :-)
Post a Comment
<< Home